Somebody come grocery shopping with me :(
is that Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?
I think that is Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, eating a Dimmsdale Dimmacone
Well I’ll be Dimmadamned.
dreams Dimmado come true
I’m so Dimmadone
Seizure First Aid.
Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it.
100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)
This is so important!
Do not try to force their mouth open at all with anything! It is a myth that people can choke on their own tongue while having a seizure. I’ve bitten through my tongue while having a seizure, but that’s fine I would rather have that happen than someone break my jaw trying to force it open.
you have not experienced true panic until you come face to face with an overflowing toilet
at a friend’s house
During a fancy party.
And that’s the only bathroom.
And there’s a line.
what depths of hell did you guys spawn from
And they have no plunger anywhere
And you are on your period
And it smells bad
Someone tested George-Michael’s “unfailing internal clock.”
This is what the internet is for.
i love living on the 17th floor of an apartment because not only can you see a whoie lot and gets lots of awesome sun but from where i live, i can see the C.N Tower and I don’t even live in Toronto.
i live a good 45 minutes away.
The real world.
This is from That’s So Raven, where Chelsea and Raven apply to work at the same clothing shop. Chelsea is white; Raven is black. Chelsea gets the job, despite being utterly horrible at it, while Raven, who has a deep interest in fashion and knows how to handle clothes, does not. The girls find this deeply suspicious, so Chelsea wears a hat with a camera on it and questions the employer. The employer admits what she does in the gif above and Chelsea and Raven submit the footage to a news station.
And THAT is why That’s So Raven is the best TV show ever.
A point Jon Stewart and EVERY OTHER GAY GUY wishes you could comprehend.
LITERALLY EVERY STRAIGHT BOY NEEDS TO SEE THIS
back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found
okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms.